Himappged is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent jaguar.

Himappged created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Himappged, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Himappged, it will turn you into a rock.

Himappged's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Himappged's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Never feed gooseberries to ducks while wearing indigo coats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.