Hivfaspin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omnipotent aardvark.

Hivfaspin created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Hivfaspin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hivfaspin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hivfaspin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hivfaspin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hivfaspin seven times a day.

2. You must love Hivfaspin.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.