Pomsasquag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witty swallow.

Pomsasquag created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pomsasquag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pomsasquag, she will turn you into a mole.

Pomsasquag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pomsasquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never jump in the presence of swans.

3. Run away if three horses approach from the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.