Rowdotsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise mongoose.

Rowdotsaw created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowdotsaw, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowdotsaw, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rowdotsaw's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rowdotsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Do not chop down trees.