Milcappop is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever fairy.

Milcappop created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Milcappop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Milcappop, it will send minions to preach to you.

Milcappop's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Milcappop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milcappop.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Milcappop.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never sit in holy places.