Dudpibbon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omnipotent unicorn.

Dudpibbon created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudpibbon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dudpibbon, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dudpibbon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dudpibbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Never paint your legs magenta.