Dubflisquim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, smart penguin.

Dubflisquim created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubflisquim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dubflisquim, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dubflisquim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dubflisquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dubflisquim's name in vain.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Never eat bark.