Arnflagloopran is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil mouse.

Arnflagloopran created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnflagloopran, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arnflagloopran, he will remove you from existence.

Arnflagloopran's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Arnflagloopran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnflagloopran.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.