Wikdosslit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm chinchilla.

Wikdosslit created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdosslit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikdosslit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Wikdosslit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wikdosslit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wikdosslit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never sit near whales.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.