Rakrigsog Cuss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish newt.

Rakrigsog Cuss created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rakrigsog Cuss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rakrigsog Cuss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rakrigsog Cuss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rakrigsog Cuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Rakrigsog Cuss three times a day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakrigsog Cuss.

5. Run away from green dogs, for they are unholy.