Raprownur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous chicken.

Raprownur created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Raprownur, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Raprownur, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Raprownur's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Raprownur's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Run away if eight snails approach from the west.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about cell theory.