Tonzogbog Tettivabpodbiss Hubwitsig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless hamster.

Tonzogbog Tettivabpodbiss Hubwitsig created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonzogbog Tettivabpodbiss Hubwitsig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tonzogbog Tettivabpodbiss Hubwitsig, he will remove you from existence.

Tonzogbog Tettivabpodbiss Hubwitsig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tonzogbog Tettivabpodbiss Hubwitsig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tonzogbog Tettivabpodbiss Hubwitsig.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonzogbog Tettivabpodbiss Hubwitsig.