Metwapgum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak wyvern.

Metwapgum created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Metwapgum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Metwapgum, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Metwapgum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Metwapgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill doves.