Wegxucgarbot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody jellyfish.

Wegxucgarbot created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegxucgarbot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wegxucgarbot, she will turn you into a frog.

Wegxucgarbot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wegxucgarbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wegxucgarbot on top of all buildings.