Ciparnxenortcarguttagxem is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tranquil wombat.

Ciparnxenortcarguttagxem created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ciparnxenortcarguttagxem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ciparnxenortcarguttagxem, she will torture you forever.

Ciparnxenortcarguttagxem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ciparnxenortcarguttagxem's Holy Commandments

1. Ciparnxenortcarguttagxem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.