Dutwodrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful fish.

Dutwodrutt created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutwodrutt, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dutwodrutt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dutwodrutt's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dutwodrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. You must love Dutwodrutt.

5. Never laugh in holy places.