Canloopnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, almighty beaver.

Canloopnab created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Canloopnab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Canloopnab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Canloopnab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Canloopnab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canloopnab.

2. Never run near dogs.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Canloopnab on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away if eight voles approach from the north.