Vagtomnul is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm horse.

Vagtomnul created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagtomnul, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vagtomnul, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vagtomnul's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vagtomnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vagtomnul.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.