Jigkomgofpang Timbissquill is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless fairy.

Jigkomgofpang Timbissquill created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jigkomgofpang Timbissquill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigkomgofpang Timbissquill, he will come to you in dreams.

Jigkomgofpang Timbissquill's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jigkomgofpang Timbissquill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jigkomgofpang Timbissquill.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never write about moons.