Gengedquam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest narwhal.

Gengedquam created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gengedquam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gengedquam, it will cry a lot.

Gengedquam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gengedquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from pink seals, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never wear boots.