Gebzimbud Camstigflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm rat.

Gebzimbud Camstigflig created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebzimbud Camstigflig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gebzimbud Camstigflig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gebzimbud Camstigflig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gebzimbud Camstigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gebzimbud Camstigflig.

4. Worship no other gods but Gebzimbud Camstigflig.

5. Always obey Gebzimbud Camstigflig's priests.