Dibtarpbin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane toad.

Dibtarpbin created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibtarpbin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dibtarpbin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dibtarpbin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dibtarpbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Put Dibtarpbin first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Dibtarpbin loves goats, so they must be respected.