Rakragkon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring walrus.

Rakragkon created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakragkon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rakragkon, she will turn you into a tree.

Rakragkon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rakragkon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakragkon.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed rice to ants while wearing magenta hats.