Fabdontarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring narwhal.

Fabdontarg created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabdontarg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabdontarg, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fabdontarg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fabdontarg's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Never feed limes to tortoises while wearing mauve kilts.

5. Retreat if four sheep approach from the west.