Gatbogneg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless mongoose.

Gatbogneg created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatbogneg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gatbogneg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gatbogneg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gatbogneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never laugh near voles.

4. Gatbogneg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.