Narnurllip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring mink.

Narnurllip created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narnurllip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Narnurllip, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Narnurllip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Narnurllip's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Fast once a month.