Vanlamtin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying mink.

Vanlamtin created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanlamtin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vanlamtin, she will be very unhappy.

Vanlamtin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vanlamtin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Vanlamtin's priests.