Fetcanpid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented hyena.

Fetcanpid created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetcanpid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fetcanpid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fetcanpid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fetcanpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must pray to Fetcanpid five times a day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away if six monkeys approach from the east.