Bomnab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, grumpy naga.

Bomnab created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomnab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bomnab, it will send you a sign.

Bomnab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bomnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Bomnab.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never mention monkeys.