Viljipbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate penguin.

Viljipbaf created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Viljipbaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Viljipbaf, he will not care at all.

Viljipbaf's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Viljipbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Viljipbaf's priests.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never talk about pigs.