Gubmin Camfabbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, effective dove.

Gubmin Camfabbin created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Gubmin Camfabbin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gubmin Camfabbin, she will turn you into a plant.

Gubmin Camfabbin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gubmin Camfabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gubmin Camfabbin on top of all buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.