Bunflatjab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy snake.

Bunflatjab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunflatjab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bunflatjab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bunflatjab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bunflatjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Never bounce near porpoises.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not make images of living things.