Cibbonhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, contented alligator.

Cibbonhap created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibbonhap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibbonhap, she will not care at all.

Cibbonhap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cibbonhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn shorts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help goats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.