Carvanvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring eagle.

Carvanvonk created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Carvanvonk, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Carvanvonk, it will be very unhappy.

Carvanvonk's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Carvanvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Carvanvonk loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Carvanvonk's priests.