Zodvagsin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous aardvark.

Zodvagsin created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zodvagsin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zodvagsin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zodvagsin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zodvagsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Never paint your chest mauve.

4. Zodvagsin loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.