Stragbigfon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, competent chinchilla.

Stragbigfon created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Stragbigfon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stragbigfon, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stragbigfon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Stragbigfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never eat green fruit.