Cetsugsug Rulyikten is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet aardvark.

Cetsugsug Rulyikten created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetsugsug Rulyikten, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cetsugsug Rulyikten, it will ignore you.

Cetsugsug Rulyikten's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cetsugsug Rulyikten's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cetsugsug Rulyikten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cetsugsug Rulyikten.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never write about gravity.