Gepvidpan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless bee.

Gepvidpan created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepvidpan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gepvidpan, she will send you a sign.

Gepvidpan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gepvidpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face black.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never laugh near snails.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.