Cissyogzen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, witless mouse.

Cissyogzen created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissyogzen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cissyogzen, she will turn you into a goat.

Cissyogzen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cissyogzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.