Rendobhig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving skunk.

Rendobhig created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Rendobhig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rendobhig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rendobhig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rendobhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to aardvarks while wearing magenta shirts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Do not covet oxen.