Narbephon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty goblin.

Narbephon created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narbephon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narbephon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Narbephon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Narbephon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Narbephon.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never paint your chest green.

5. Retreat if three horses approach from the north.