Raktenmet is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable gnu.

Raktenmet created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raktenmet, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Raktenmet, it will refuse to believe in you.

Raktenmet's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Raktenmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.