Sitcitshav is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, capable wasp.

Sitcitshav created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sitcitshav, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sitcitshav, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sitcitshav's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sitcitshav's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sitcitshav.

2. Do not take Sitcitshav's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Run away from blue moths, for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill sheep.