Himcuss Kiplagsomdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, boastful lizard.

Himcuss Kiplagsomdiss created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Himcuss Kiplagsomdiss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Himcuss Kiplagsomdiss, it will turn you into a snail.

Himcuss Kiplagsomdiss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Himcuss Kiplagsomdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three turtles approach from the east.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.