Gadmotnart is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, loving fly.

Gadmotnart created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadmotnart, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadmotnart, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gadmotnart's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gadmotnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gadmotnart's name in vain.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never wear fawn stockings.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.