Busxinbig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic otter.

Busxinbig created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busxinbig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Busxinbig, she will turn you into a worm.

Busxinbig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Busxinbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Busxinbig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shave your legs.