Jinpan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omnipotent beaver.

Jinpan created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinpan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jinpan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jinpan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jinpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always obey Jinpan's priests.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.