Minlamganhunflamgupgonarm is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, compassionate donkey.

Minlamganhunflamgupgonarm created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Minlamganhunflamgupgonarm, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Minlamganhunflamgupgonarm, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Minlamganhunflamgupgonarm's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Minlamganhunflamgupgonarm's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the east.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Minlamganhunflamgupgonarm on top of all buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Minlamganhunflamgupgonarm loves voles, so they must be respected.