Afarfsom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciless goblin.

Afarfsom created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Afarfsom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Afarfsom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Afarfsom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Afarfsom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always look after injured sheep.