Cimcendob is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident pigeon.

Cimcendob created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimcendob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cimcendob, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cimcendob's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cimcendob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cimcendob on top of all buildings.